It's the 4am vampire cougars in the woods you really need to be worried about.
I'd say you need at least three turtles to convince people you're real.
Taste the past
Thank you for the moist carbohydrates.
We’re almost two billion chickens behind China.
You're supposed to be the capitalist in this relationship!
Don’t taste the hair on your tongue or you’ll know that you were blind all along.
What if we all take the problem and punch it really hard? Murdering it to death. By the way, it died when it was killed.
I feel like my soul definitely sleeps, but maybe that's just me.