Get your reality out of my sarcasm.
That's the sad face and that's the end of the string.
The dog has sprung a leak
"You've aged twenty years in the past night." "That kills future children."
You're like a fifth of my boss.
Summer has messed up your hearing, not my grammar.
This is what I'm like when I'm in power-save mode.
My cat is very angry with me, but at least she is not on fire.
Just make sure he doesn't feed the dog to the large snake.
I'm not wearing any cowbells.