You’re going to die-drate.
I would like to dig and teleport out of jail.
Who stole all the googly eyes? (Also, insert obligatory James Bond reference of your choice.)
Friends are like toilet paper. It's good to have extra under the sink. If you reach my liver, you've gone too far.
Low key eating you back
Either there is chicken or there is no chicken.
As the President once tweeted, “Sad.”