We can just wait for the paint to dry on my hands, then we don't have to worry about the bloody bottle.
You're stuck as a bear now, and I'm a mouse that lives on your head.
"You could have helped the tsunami victims, but instead you systematically eradicated one third of the world."
Listen dude, nobody goes to space camp all the time, okay!
It's not exactly sanctuary when there's an impending screwdriver.
Never read the instructions, that's the moral of that story.
Low key eating you back
"What else do you share, Kassandra?" "Herpes."
As the President once tweeted, “Sad.”
You've had a neck this entire time.