Really sharp forks are a problem for your mouth.
You're a mutant with tentacles!
You need slippery infants.
"I'm too beautiful to take over the multiverse."
You're like a fifth of my boss.
Summer has messed up your hearing, not my grammar.
This is what I'm like when I'm in power-save mode.
I would like to dig and teleport out of jail.
We can just wait for the paint to dry on my hands, then we don't have to worry about the bloody bottle.
You're stuck as a bear now, and I'm a mouse that lives on your head.