I'm the distant baby.
Summer has messed up your hearing, not my grammar.
Cats are also liquid.
This is what I'm like when I'm in power-save mode.
My cat is very angry with me, but at least she is not on fire.
We can just wait for the paint to dry on my hands, then we don't have to worry about the bloody bottle.
You're stuck as a bear now, and I'm a mouse that lives on your head.
"You could have helped the tsunami victims, but instead you systematically eradicated one third of the world."
Never read the instructions, that's the moral of that story.