"You've aged twenty years in the past night." "That kills future children."
Really sharp forks are a problem for your mouth.
You need slippery infants.
"I'm too beautiful to take over the multiverse."
I'm the distant baby.
Summer has messed up your hearing, not my grammar.
Cats are also liquid.
This is what I'm like when I'm in power-save mode.
My cat is very angry with me, but at least she is not on fire.
We can just wait for the paint to dry on my hands, then we don't have to worry about the bloody bottle.